ONLY READ IF YOU LOVE SARCASM. Because it might be a bit offensive if you don’t talk sarcasm.
- Men say a woman’s place is in the kitchen. Just remember, that’s where all the knives are.
- saddnes is when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you’re stupid.
- Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.
- When someone says “expect the unexpected” slap them and say “you didn’t expect that, did you?”.
- I don’t believe in plastic surgery, beu tin your case. GO AHEAD.
- I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your face every day.
- That is the ugliest top I ever have seen but it compliments your face perfectly.
- If you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?
- I don’t know why you are complaining about your appearance. Your personality is even worse.
- I never forget a face, but in your case I will be glad to make an exception.
- I will hit you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.
- I’m sorry, didn’t realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
If this didn’t help to make your day better, I bet these cute, happy goats will 🙂
Have a lovely day